Watch Me Airstream: "Hank and Shayna" On the Road

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Hank and Shayna

Follow Hank and Shayna as they take the Airstream on the road!

Airstream Gothic

Hank dee-flaytes Shayna's boobies on vacation in Myrtle Beach!

Hank scares the ba-jeezus outta Shayna on vacation in Frisco, y'all!

While Reading This Blog...

please insert your favorite country western tune. If you do not have one because you do not listen to this genre of music then it is acceptable to substitute a generic twangy guitar riff instead. Think Hank Williams meets the Beverly Hillbillies. That is what I do. I would have attached a song directly to the blog for you, eliminating the need for nostalgia or imagination, but I am not that technically savvy and it would have shaved precious time off checking for tics and hunting down moonshine. My apologies.

To Do List

New Gecko really, really, really wants to go to Hooter's - I am not here to deny the man so Hooter's it is! (we're gunning for this weekend)

1.7/13 - attend chicken killing class at Warren Wilson college (oh, you think i'm kidding? think again). I was told not to wear white, but instead I think I am going to wear all white and see if I can't create a Poultry Pollack.

X CHECK - I'm a Graduate Chicken Killa.

2. 7/21 - Get tickets to see the North Carolina Roller Derby Girls.

3. Buy a blond, workin' 9 to 5 wig and go to Dollywood - Completed but in waterproof disco pants, not a blond wig.

4. Visit the library at the Billy Graham compound down the street and decide if now is a good time to become a christian.

5. Go tubing down the river. A river. Any river. There's lots of em' here.

Tubing Completed - Attention now turned toward visiting Santaland in Cherokee.

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"Hank and Shayna" On the Road